nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via garbeverage)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(via noctilucous-weedtaco)

donniedarkos:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(via bethanyanastasia)

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(via bethanyanastasia)

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

(via vodka-616)

"We must become so alone, so utterly alone, that we withdraw into our innermost self. It is a way of bitter suffering. But then our solitude is overcome, we are no longer alone, for we find that our innermost self is the spirit, that it is God, the indivisible. And suddenly we find ourselves in the midst of the world, yet undisturbed by its multiplicity, for our innermost soul we know ourselves to be one with all being."
– Hermann Hesse  (via slumscape)

(via gammatrees)